Bareback Riders

Annie Lebovitz's "topless" Miley Cyrus photos have driven 17 million unique page views to Vanity Fair's website, according to Silicon Alley Insider.

And, oh, the hubbub!

Does anybody else think that calling these wrapped-up photos anything other than "topless" would have generated WAY fewer views? Don't you see more of Miley in a bikini than in these shots?